I was in the village getting some supplies that me and my buddy Herobrine needed. My friend TigerWarrior13 was keeping him company while I was out. What I wasn't expecting was what awaited me back home...
*2 hours later*
Me: Oh Carl!! Theres a dead human in our house!
Hero: ooohhh hey! how did she get here?
Me: ooohhh Carl! what did you do?!
Hero: Me?... I... uh... I didn't do this
Me:Explain what happened Carl!
Hero: I've never seen her before in my life
Me: Why did you kill this person Carl?!
Hero: I do not kill people... that is... that is my least favourite thing to do
Me: Tell me Carl exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Hero: All right well I- I was upstairs.
Hero: I was...uh... I was sitting in my room.
Hero: Reading a book.
Me: Go on
Hero: And well this girl walked in.
Hero: so I went up to her.
Hero:And I uh... I stabbed her 37 times in the chest.
Me: Carl! that kills people!
Hero: oooohh oh wow.
Hero: I-I-I didn't know that.
Me: How could you not know that?!
Hero: Yeah I'm in the wrong here.... I suck
Me: What happened to her hands?
Hero: Whats that?
Me: Her hands why-why are they missing?
Hero: Well I... uh... uh I kinda uh cooked them up and ate them.
Hero: Well I was hungry and well you know when you crave hands that's-
Me: Why on earth would you do that?
Hero: I was hungry for hands give me a break.
Hero:My stomach was making the rumblies.
Hero: The kind that only hands can satisfy.
Me: What is wrong with you Carl?!
Hero: Well I uh... kill people and I eat hands thats-thats two things.