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I was in the village getting some supplies that me and my buddy Herobrine needed. My friend TigerWarrior13 was keeping him company while I was out. What I wasn't expecting was what awaited me back home...
*2 hours later*
Me: Oh Carl!! Theres a dead human in our house!
Hero: ooohhh hey! how did she get here?
Me: ooohhh Carl! what did you do?!
Hero: Me?... I... uh...  I didn't do this
Me:Explain what happened Carl!
Hero: I've never seen her before in my life
Me: Why did you kill this person Carl?!
Hero: I do not kill people... that is... that is my least favourite thing to do
Me: Tell me Carl exactly what you were doing before I got home.
Hero: All right well I- I was upstairs.
Me: Ok
Hero: I was...uh... I was sitting in my room.
Me: Yes?
Hero: Reading a book.
Me: Go on
Hero: And well this girl walked in.
Me: Ok
Hero: so I went up to her.
Me: yes?
Hero:And I uh... I stabbed her 37 times in the chest.
Me: Carl! that kills people!
Hero: oooohh oh wow.
Me: Carl!
Hero: I-I-I didn't know that.
Me: How could you not know that?!
Hero: Yeah I'm in the wrong here.... I suck
Me: What happened to her hands?
Hero: Whats that?
Me: Her hands why-why are they missing?
Hero: Well I... uh...  uh I kinda uh cooked them up and ate them.
Me: Caaarl.
Hero: Well I was hungry and well you know when you crave hands that's-
Me: Why on earth would you do that?
Hero: I was hungry for hands give me a break.
Me: Caaarl
Hero:My stomach was making the rumblies.
Me:Caarl!
Hero: The kind that only hands can satisfy.
Me: What is wrong with you Carl?!
Hero: Well I uh... kill people and I eat hands thats-thats two things.
Me: Caaarl.
Me and my friend Sewersnake1111 were doing a little rp session when I decided to add this little piece. Hope ya'll enjoy it XD
No one was hurt in the making of this story. All characters resembling real people living or dead is purely coincidence.
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meerkatlover1210 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You give me the urge to go and find that video and watch it again!:XD:
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readdict2792 Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Do it! 
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Sewersnake1111 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Me: HEro! 
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readdict2792 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
:XD:
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Sewersnake1111 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*faints*
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BIGZ1776 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014
Lambas with hats, great job.
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readdict2792 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
thanks someone finally got the joke! :D
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AdorkablePeanut314 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow really? I read the first line and was like "I know where this is going." :XD:
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readdict2792 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
XD yeah I was watching the vid and the idea fell into my head 
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AdorkablePeanut314 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahaha! LOLZ!!!! :XD:
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